Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Q: What goes ha, ha, ha, plop?
A: Someone laughing their head off! And lucky you, today is LAUGH LIKE YOU'RE IN THIRD GRADE DAY!

Who's there?
Frank Lee.
Frank Lee who?
Frank Lee, it's none of your business!

Q: How many New Age gurus does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: none---change must come from within.

Q: How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but the light bulb has really got to want to change.

Q: How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience.


Jackie R said...

Q. Is this what is known as writer's block?

A. I think so.

Jess said...

Thanks. I needed that.

Kapuananiokalaniakea said...

Yeah!!! Love laugh like you're in third grade day. I laughed like I was in fourth grade, second grade and first grade too, as did my little lalughing buddy!

Drama Mama said...

Okay, I COULD be offended by the California jokes, but they're too true! Thanks for the laugh(s)!

Go Mama said...

Hey now with the Californians! I would dare say there's just as much processing and relating up in your neck of the woods!

Wanna go ride bikes?

holly said...

Laughing my head o...

hey, wanna go ride bikes?

Terry Whitaker said...

What kind of grass of is the best kind?

Emo-Grass--because it cuts itself!

(courtesy of my middle-schoolers)