TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE NOT
PROPERLY MEDICATED
- Your hand will not unclench after spending your day wiping counters
- Your molars are mere shadows of their former selves from all the night-time grinding
- You have three more wrinkles today, than you had yesterday
- You have your dominant arm in a sling, but you vacuumed today anyway
- You save all your receipts, enter all your spending on your computer and have all your sales records for the last fifteen years, just in case
- You iron your sheets
- You could lick the floors in your house, they are that clean
- You have organizing systems for your organizing systems
- You wouldn't dream of sending your children to bed in un-ironed pajamas
- You have your Christmas cards ready to send
7 comments:
Yup, those are pretty good signs! I find that, until I get the right cocktail of medicine into my system, an actual cocktail seems to help a bit ;-). Maybe not at 10 in the morning, but, by noon? Ooh, ooh, I know, Bailey's in your coffee isn't such a bad thing, is it?
scary that so many medicated people are the ones operating in this mode----people just need to chill and take a walk.
You need to take a lover, lover!!
You dont have time for a LOVER!!!M
Thank you, M., you said it!
Your are Nice. And so is your site! Maybe you need some more pictures. Will return in the near future.
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