Monday, June 12, 2006

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE NOT
PROPERLY MEDICATED
  1. Your hand will not unclench after spending your day wiping counters
  2. Your molars are mere shadows of their former selves from all the night-time grinding
  3. You have three more wrinkles today, than you had yesterday
  4. You have your dominant arm in a sling, but you vacuumed today anyway
  5. You save all your receipts, enter all your spending on your computer and have all your sales records for the last fifteen years, just in case
  6. You iron your sheets
  7. You could lick the floors in your house, they are that clean
  8. You have organizing systems for your organizing systems
  9. You wouldn't dream of sending your children to bed in un-ironed pajamas
  10. You have your Christmas cards ready to send

8 comments:

kario said...

Yup, those are pretty good signs! I find that, until I get the right cocktail of medicine into my system, an actual cocktail seems to help a bit ;-). Maybe not at 10 in the morning, but, by noon? Ooh, ooh, I know, Bailey's in your coffee isn't such a bad thing, is it?

Anonymous said...

scary that so many medicated people are the ones operating in this mode----people just need to chill and take a walk.

Anonymous said...

You need to take a lover, lover!!

Anonymous said...

You dont have time for a LOVER!!!M

Carrie Wilson Link said...
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Carrie Wilson Link said...

Thank you, M., you said it!

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