Friday, June 23, 2006

MY NEXT HUSBAND WILL NOT...
  • stick his wedding ring in his nostril, and command me to "look"
  • wear clothes, nor shoes, that are held together with duct tape
  • drink directly from the juice container
  • make a PBJ sandwich on the morning newspaper under the guise of "saving a plate"
  • wear his pants up to his neck
  • attempt to arouse me by saying, "You know what you need..."
  • lose interest in hearing me bitch and whine
  • tell me I'm not smokin' enough refer
  • be a heterosexual

8 comments:

Michelle O'Neil said...

I love it but I think maybe you're in trouble here Carrie? Isn't he a "private person?" HA!

Next time he slips his wedding band off, but before he pops it in his nose, take out a little notebook and start jotting things down. I bet he'll think twice and stop!

Anonymous said...

that is awesome.

Jenny Rough said...

"You know what you need..." Ha ha ha. My husband said that to me the other day when I was upset over something. I was like, "Um, yeah, I need a backrub!"

Carrie Wilson Link said...

He is a private person forbidden to read my blog. We like it this way.

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