MY NEXT HUSBAND WILL NOT...
- stick his wedding ring in his nostril, and command me to "look"
- wear clothes, nor shoes, that are held together with duct tape
- drink directly from the juice container
- make a PBJ sandwich on the morning newspaper under the guise of "saving a plate"
- wear his pants up to his neck
- attempt to arouse me by saying, "You know what you need..."
- lose interest in hearing me bitch and whine
- tell me I'm not smokin' enough refer
- be a heterosexual
6 comments:
I love it but I think maybe you're in trouble here Carrie? Isn't he a "private person?" HA!
Next time he slips his wedding band off, but before he pops it in his nose, take out a little notebook and start jotting things down. I bet he'll think twice and stop!
that is awesome.
"You know what you need..." Ha ha ha. My husband said that to me the other day when I was upset over something. I was like, "Um, yeah, I need a backrub!"
He is a private person forbidden to read my blog. We like it this way.
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