TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE DREADING
SUMMER "VACATION"
- When someone asks, "Got fun plans for the summer?" you quickly change the subject
- When someone asks, "Are you excited for the summer?" your throat tightens, pulse rate accelerates and you begin to sweat profusely
- You have ordered the back-to-school uniforms already
- You can't wait for the summer clothes to go on sale and the fall clothes to make their first appearance in the store
- The sunscreen and mosquito repellent displays at Target depress the hell out of you
- You've stocked up on coffee and alcohol and calculated the amount of each it will require to survive until September
- You've said goodbye to all your friends and told them you'll see them "next year"
- You've scheduled your appointments with the shrink
- You've said goodbye to your spouse, promising "Nice Carrie" will see him again in September
- You haven't turned your calendar to June yet
4 comments:
Usually people ask what you are doing for the summer so they can tell you what THEY are doing. Big fabulous plans that include multiple airline rides, camels, sunshine, the Great Wall, etc. T
You've ordered your uniforms!!!
pk
You are so funny! My antidote is vigorous scheduling...I have all of the next three months planned out and posted on the refridgerator.
Super color scheme, I like it! Keep up the good work. Thanks for sharing this wonderful site with us.
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