Monday, July 31, 2006

  1. The truck that drives around playing "The Entertainer"? That's called the Music Truck. No, you don't need to go see for yourself, you just need to trust me on this one. If you get too close the music will stop, then everyone will be mad at you.
  2. If you don't believe in Santa, he won't come.
  3. You get zits from kissing boys.
  4. The clothes in my closet that don't fit anymore? The damn dryer shrank them.
  5. It's just a coincidence, not a conspiracy, that all my friends went on vacation the same week.
  6. I'm not a "know it all", I just happen to know a lot more than most.
  7. I'm not bossy, I just know how things should go, and am happy to lend my expertise to all situations.
  8. I'm not self-righteous, I just know when I'm right, which happens to be most, if not all, of the time.
  9. I'm not hard to live with, in fact, if I could just get everyone to live my way, there would be no problems!
  10. I don't resort to Top 10 lists when I have writer's block, I just think they're really fun to read, and I like for my friends to have fun!


Anonymous said...

I really wish I had thought of #1

do you think people outside eastmoreland (small e) will get it?

Michelle O'Neil said...

I too have told my kids about the "music truck." Nothin' to see here, just music...lets move along.

Anonymous said...

So where does one stand on the friendship ladder when you know you were home while apparently the "real" friends were on vacation? makes one wonder.

Carrie Wilson Link said...

Dear "Wondering",

Some of my tier 1 friends had their children from distant lands staying with them, and I didn't want to bother them.

kario said...

The Santa one goes for the tooth fairy, too. And the "music truck" was ruined by our neighborhood kids, but mine were told that the goodies inside are old and gross - come in and have a smoothie instead, sweetie ;-)

Reverse Stalker said...

You are so bad...the music truck...honestly!!!

I love this post, it's so you funny and right on about being a right on kind of thinker and do'er.. I know a great place to grab a cuppa tea and you can teach me a few of your confidence lessons!