Monday, November 05, 2007


TOP 10 SEXY THINGS MY HUSBAND HAS SAID RECENTLY
Subtitled, "Yes! You CAN teach an old dog new tricks!"

10. I bought you some doughtnuts, you're down to skin and bones.
9. I cleaned the toilet. You shouldn't have to be the only one that does that.
8. Why don't I take the kids over to my parents' house, let you have a little quiet time here.
7. I noticed we were low on Pellegrino, so I stopped by Trader Joe's and bought a case.
6. Rojo is studying Christopher Columbus - I found a book at his reading level, I thought I'd alternately read it with him each night when I put him to bed.
5. You're always the one to take Woohoo shopping, why don't I do it this time?
4. Why don't you make me a list of all the things around the house you'd like me to fix.
3. Is this the right amount of cream in your coffee? Here - let me get it and a spoon so you can make it just right.
2. Here - I'll unload your car for you, why don't you go on up and take a nap, you look tired.
1. You've never been more beautiful.

15 comments:

Suzy said...

Love old dogs!!!

Nancy said...

WOW! Does he give lessons?

Kathryn Johansen said...

My Dream Guy.

La La said...

He's HOT!

jennifer said...

He's a keeper!

Michelle O'Neil said...

His trainer should take an A!

Terry Whitaker said...

Dream on. I assume you were asleep when all these statements were made.

Anonymous said...

And the sexiest thing you ever said to him was?
Anyone who lives with a hunk like that can never complain that he might be on her last nerve.

Jerri said...

Sounds like foreplay to me.

kario said...

DUDE! What have you been feeding him? Find a way to reproduce it, start selling it online and just see how fast Oprah calls you to come on her show.

Give that man a big kiss.

Lee Wolfe Blum said...

I am sending this list to my husband!
What a keeper!
Lee

Jenny said...

Aw!

Deb said...

Nothing less than what you deserve.

riversgrace said...

Enlightenment Happens!

Kim said...

Ditto everyone! That is sizzling!