Carrie Link

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU'RE NOT WATCHING ENOUGH TV

10. You never heard of Poole Crane and Schmidt
9. You don't care who Dr. McDreamy ends up with
8. You don't know that Tom and Lynette are working together now
7. You can't answer the question, "What about Brian?"
6. You have not ordered Season I of "Grey's Anatomy" on Amazon.com because you were late getting into that show, and now you're just sick about it
5. You are not making good use of the recordable technology available
4. You don't have an opinion on whether Julie is too homely to be the child of Susan and Carl
3. You aren't hoping the dog keeps getting sick, just so you can see more of that cute vet
2. You didn't know Candace Bergman got bangs and that Julie Bowen grew her hair

AND THE #1 SIGN YOU'RE NOT WATCHING ENOUGH TV...

1. You don't laugh every time you hear, "Denny Crane"