The wonder that is Jenn sent me an e-mail today with the subject line, "Get a load of this!" OMHOG, it's a goody - too good not to share, thanks, Jenn!
Carrie,
This is the best so far. Don't open the document until you are finished reading. Today in environmental science the class was assigned a job to create a help wanted ad. It was supposed to involve the wild animals that they have been researching. The ad was to look for help in the area of where their animal lives. Anyway, that was too much for Rojo, so he was to create a help wanted ad for help in a job that he would be working. He chose his job and then began writing the ad. His instructions were to describe what kind of work they would be doing and when. He also had to include what type of characteristics the person should have in order to get the job.
ENJOY!
Jenn
Rojo link
1-13-2009
HELP WANTED
I’m looking for a grabge man helper for me. Monday though Saturday from 8:25 to 12:30 is when I need help. When I’m 20 years old that’s when all be needing help. I will be the driver you will be the dumper. You will be the gabage can picker uper. I will pay you five doallers. I need a person who will be be good be nice and be in a good mood. And don’t forget.
9 comments:
I am putting my resume together right now....
OMG. You've gotta frame that! Reminds me of my son. He always made me drive around the neighborhood following the garbage truck. Absolutely fascinated! He even got a huge Little Tykes one for Christmas and played the wheels off it. I asked him once, "Son, do you want to be a garbage man one day?" He said, "Mahhm, I'm gonna be the driver!" me: "How come?" him: "Are you crazy? It STINKS in the back!"
OMHOG, indeed. That is IFC! When I taught high school English, I had students who weren't special needs who couldn't follow the assignment that well.
Love that kid.
Um, I need a person who will be good, be nice, and be in a good mood, too.
Thank him for reminding me.
Those last two lines say it all. ALL.
Rojo is going to be a very, very rich man someday.
Already is.
OH My gosh! This is adorable, pure, funny, genuine.....like your son?:)
I will gladly be his dumper, any day. He doesn't even have to pay me five bucks.
I'd work with Rojo! The wisdom I'd gain just by being near him would be worth the grueling job of "gabage can picker uper! Any. day! I'd be there!
SO rich!
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