COUNT ON IT
I have no idea what the odds are of Pittsburgh beating Arizona tomorrow - heck, I'm just proud I even know who's PLAYING the darn game tomorrow, but I'll tell you this much: Steelers are takin' it, baby, takin' it all the way.
And that's straight from the mouth of Rojo - so get thee to Vegas and place your bets - they'll be safe.
Rojo is a fan of many teams, and Steelers is one, only because they've got Dennis Dixon, and "D.D." used to play for the Ducks. Say no more.
Please.
It's been nothing but non-stop DD talk for days around here.
"Mom, Fr. Bob said he wanted Arizona to win, but Arizona will not win, because Arizona does not have DD. I am going to wear my Duck shirt tomorrow and call DD on my banana phone, and remind him to win. I will remind DD to win the Super Bowl. I will tell him not to forget."
"Mom? Did you remember to buy bananas, because I will need a good one for calling DD on my banana phone during the game tomorrow, to remind him to win the Super Bowl."
"Mom, the game starts at 3:30, but the talking starts sooner. What time should I start calling DD on my banana phone to remind him to win the Super Bowl - 12:00?"
"Mom, I am probably not going to be able to have a bath on Sunday night because of the Super Bowl. I know it starts at 3:30, but it's a long game, Mom, and I will need to watch the whole thing because I need to be able to call DD on my banana phone and remind him to win the Super Bowl."
"Don't forget, Mom."
"Promise you won't forget."
I'd write more, but I'm off to the store to buy bananas.
10 comments:
Holy mother of God...a banana phone?!!!
My birthday is complete.
Thank you, Rojo, for being you.
OMHOG...I don't have time to get to Vegas.
You had me beat. I didn't even know who was playing.
I really love this post... the charm and magic of Rojo, which, to be perfectly frank, I don't always get, just shines through. Many smiles, oh, and love.
"Don't forget!"
Remind me, why is it we forget so much??
Who cares about a stupid ol' Super Bowl when we can read about the amazing feats of Super Mom? :)
I love him. A banana phone.
Don't forget to not go bananas!
Dear Rojo,
I love your powers of predictions. I just have one question, is there anything I can say or do that would have you consider the Cardinals and my hero Kurt Warner. More bananas? I swear, just name it.
Signed,
A Big Red Fan
I knew that boy was brilliant!
Go Steelers!
Don't forget:
ROJO RULES!!!
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