Friday, November 13, 2009

THAT'S MY BOY

While feet kick wildly at the breakfast bar, and in between humming "The Farmer in the Dell," Rojo says, "Mom, I am never going to break up with J. I am always going to be there for her. I am never going to make her life miserable. I am always going to be there if she needs me."

Then he went back to kicking, singing and eating his 25 pieces of bacon before saying, "I wish I had a bodyguard."

"I am your bodyguard," I said while making bacon slices 26-30.

"No. You cannot be my bodyguard, you have small muscles."

I beg to differ.

12 comments:

pixiemama said...

I, too, beg to differ.

And the bacon - OMG. No wonder you hate food. Can you make it on parchment paper over a cookie sheet in the oven? I used to cook breakfast at a country club, and that's how we made it.

love.

Suzy said...

My bet is on you vs Kevin Costner.

Jerri said...

30 pieces of bacon in one morning surely will put some weight on Rojo.

No one could ask for a better bodyguard than you, Ms. Link. No one.

Jess said...

Oh my god, too funny. You are STRONG!

Tanya @ TeenAutism said...

Bodyguard! How does he come up with these things?! ;)

Deb Shucka said...

It's the little ones you have to watch out for - I'd want you guarding my body anytime. With all that bacon, Rojo won't be one of the little ones much longer. Wish I could eat that much bacon.

Wanda said...

I. LOVE. BACON. Organic.

fullsoulahead.com said...

Keep eating Rojo! Woo-hoo! And you my friend have big ass muscles.

fullsoulahead.com said...

Not that I've been looking at your ass.

Drama Mama said...

Perfect reply.

I'm worried about his cholesterol.

(Kidding. Glad he's eating!)

kario said...

HA! Small muscles, my butt! That boy had better watch it.

Kimberly said...

So cute! That's a LOT of bacon! holy cow!