THAT'S MY BOY
While feet kick wildly at the breakfast bar, and in between humming "The Farmer in the Dell," Rojo says, "Mom, I am never going to break up with J. I am always going to be there for her. I am never going to make her life miserable. I am always going to be there if she needs me."
Then he went back to kicking, singing and eating his 25 pieces of bacon before saying, "I wish I had a bodyguard."
"I am your bodyguard," I said while making bacon slices 26-30.
"No. You cannot be my bodyguard, you have small muscles."
I beg to differ.