TOP 10 "THAT'S MY STORY
AND I'M STICKING TO ITs"
- The truck that drives around playing "The Entertainer"? That's called the Music Truck. No, you don't need to go see for yourself, you just need to trust me on this one. If you get too close the music will stop, then everyone will be mad at you.
- If you don't believe in Santa, he won't come.
- You get zits from kissing boys.
- The clothes in my closet that don't fit anymore? The damn dryer shrank them.
- It's just a coincidence, not a conspiracy, that all my friends went on vacation the same week.
- I'm not a "know it all", I just happen to know a lot more than most.
- I'm not bossy, I just know how things should go, and am happy to lend my expertise to all situations.
- I'm not self-righteous, I just know when I'm right, which happens to be most, if not all, of the time.
- I'm not hard to live with, in fact, if I could just get everyone to live my way, there would be no problems!
- I don't resort to Top 10 lists when I have writer's block, I just think they're really fun to read, and I like for my friends to have fun!