Tuesday, May 02, 2006

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO ROJO:
~ If moms are mothers, sons should be sonthers
~ The opposite of defense, is odd fence
~ Farting is fun and should be celebrated
~ When you want your way, shout, "End of the cussion!"
~ The expression is not, "The whole entire way," but rather, "The whole tired day."
~ Jesus drives a yellow Mini-Cooper and has red and blue hair
~ When you're exhausted, fall to the ground dramatically and announce, "My gas is
gone."
~ When you're at a loss for words, look at your mother with a huge smile and say,
"Your freaky eyes burn me like furniture," she won't know what to say to that.

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